Sick Sculptures of the Day: Makeup effects artist Kevin Kirkpatrick untoons Beavis and Butt-head. Not surprisingly, the results are quite creepy.
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[reddit.]
I will never sleep again.
ohgod
Fucking fuck.
AN ERROR HAS OCCURRED
Saw those words just as i was clicking ‘purchase’ for my Coachella tickets. I don’t think i’ve said so many curse words in my life! Luckily i have awesome friends to save the day.
After i went to work, put on my phone voice (i’m a sex phone operator) and sweet talked some people into buying some cool dildos.
Jk i work from anthem blue cross. NO I DON’T CALL YOU, YOU CALL ME. It’s for quotes n stuff. After my short little shift i went to the gym and ran next to this asian guy who was looking at me the whole time. This called for some very unnecessary face making on my part to try and freak this guy out. Then i did the stair master, almost ate shit, pretended to do abs and now i’m home and about to rid myself of all this salty sweaty goodness. 
Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
Government: Only with a permit.
Me: Am I free to travel?
Government: Only with a passport.
Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
Government: Only within these constraints.
Me: Am I free to start a business?
Government: Only with a license.
Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
Government: Only with my consent.
Me: Am I free?
Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
Government: Stop asking so many questions.
